I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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