It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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