Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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