Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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