K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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