i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
