Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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