I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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