And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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