how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Ketchup is God's man juice
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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