Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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