no you cant smoke seaweed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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