So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...