i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"