just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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