I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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