Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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