I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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