I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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