And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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