I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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