I heard we made out
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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