Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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