Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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