ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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