Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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