idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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