Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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