ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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