So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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