Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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