Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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