everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.