That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead