May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life