I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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