I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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