I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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