Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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