what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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