Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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