Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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