Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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