i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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