Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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