maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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