If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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