had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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