I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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