He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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