He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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