operation have a gay friend backfired
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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