Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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