'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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